Friday, September 16, 2011

The Cancerian Female

***This post first appeared in Rhiannon's Paranormally Romantic Bits & Pieces, but I reposted it here because I just happen to be a Cancerian female and also because I'm a zodiac nut and amateur astrologer lol...If you guys like it, I'll start posting some of my other astrology stuff in here, too.***


Characteristics:

The Cancerian female is one of the few on the face of the planet that no one can quite figure out as easily as other zodiac signs can be decoded. She is a mystery to many. Ruled by the moon, she is much like the moon itself, moods ever changing.

She is beauty, floats on air, and has the powers of the moon and the ocean both behind her. True to the crab, she is soft on the inside, but she’ll never let you see that side of her until you break down the barrier of her hard outer shell that barricades her true self to the inside. Unfortunately, being able to break down that outer shell/barrier that she puts up is not that easy for others to accomplish. She will guard her inner self with her very life. She’ll also guard the ones she loves with the exact same passion. Don’t mess with a Cancerian’s loved ones because if you do, you’ll get the pinchers!

These women are smart, too; very studious. They are often avid readers and are said to be quite intelligent, and it shows! She will have a recipe for anything you ask for on hand at any moment in time, and will be the first to show up on your doorstep with homemade soup when you are sick. She’ll also be the very first to tuck tail and run when she finds out you’re contagious.

Cancers are natural mothers. They need no manuals for motherhood. They know it all by spirit and by instinct. They will mother you to death, in fact, if you would allow it. Nurturing and caring beyond anyone else you will ever meet, they make excellent nurses and even better adoptive mothers.



Cancer friendships:

To their friends, they are the keepers of all secrets, the “therapists,” the one you come to when you need to vent, and the one you come to when you need advice, though don’t expect them to give you the advice that you want. A Cancerian woman will give you the truth, even if you don’t want to hear it. At least she’ll break it to you as easily as possible, and offer you hugs and warmth when you break down and cry.

If you are lucky enough to be friends with one of these phenomenal women, expect lots of fun from them. Don’t expect to go out much, though. They are homebodies by nature. They will suggest a dinner party at home, a movie rental night at their house complete with homemade pizzas and hand made snacks, or something along those lines.

However, when the Cancer lady decides to go out and party with the ladies, expect for her to totally drag home a bunch of admirers. The reason behind this is that she radiates sexuality from every single pore, and often, she doesn’t even know that she’s doing it. She’s the girl that stands against the walls, instead of dancing with her friends, that attracts the man who everyone else is scared to approach. She’s also the one most likely to be sick going home because she doesn’t drink much and has a lower tolerance to alcohol than everyone else, unless she’s one of the few who drinks at home to soothe herself.



Romances:

In romantic relationships, our Cancer gal is usually the one that cares the most, and she’s okay with that, though secretly wishes her significant other would be more like Don Juan every now and then. She will love her man (or woman) with every single fiber of her being because she knows that he deserves that and so much more. She nurtures (mentioning this again!), making sure that he has clean laundry, hot food when he comes home from work, and a message when his body aches.

She will take care of her man in a million ways, but she can also be somewhat clingy and over emotional in relationships, which can turn some men way off, but that’s just who she is, and she rarely apologizes for it. She’s also very moody. That’s just because her moods change as the moon does.

As her lover, you should take special care to spend extra time on her breasts, buttocks, and back. It would also give you some serious brownie points to linger a little longer than necessary over her collar bone. For some reason, Cancer girls seem to really love that.

If a Cancer gal shall deem you worthy to be HER lover, consider yourself very lucky. She is very picky about who she lets between her 100% cotton sheets. She is thorough, and is sure to give you the experience that you need, want, and then some. She will make sure that you KNOW she loves you in more ways than one.



Those who seem to match well with a Cancerian woman are Taurus, Pisces, Virgo, Scorpio, and Leo. Worst matches: Aries and Cancer men.

With a Taurus male, the Cancerian woman will feel comfortable, which is important to her. Taurus is said to be the BEST match for Cancer women, but I will dispute this until the end of my days. They’re great together, but not the best. Eventually, life will get boring with this couple (in my opinion).

With a Pisces man, Cancer ladies will feel like she’s with Don Juan. He will daydream with her until the cows come home. Their sex life will sizzle beyond belief, and both will be on cloud nine. These two will construct and plan out elaborate costumes and playwear to use in their bedroom for role playing games! Where money is concerned, these two balance each other out. Cancer gal will set a budget, and Pisces will marvel at how the concept of budgeting works (cause he’s never used one!). Strong relationships and marriages are made with this combination.

With a Virgo man, things take on a different dynamic. He will protect her, always be sure that she is taken care of above all else (even above his own needs), and will care for those she loves as well in most cases. Cancer gal will love the way he stakes a claim on her! Sex between these two REALLY sets the (very clean, cause Virgo will change them every time you sit on them) sheets on fire! These two will use toys, role play, whatever Virgo introduces her to (cause she hasn’t tried those things before lol). Virgo is a serious calculator, and as a frugal person herself, Cancer will love this part of his nature. When she is sick, he will take care of her (wearing a germ-free breathing mask while he cares for her, though). Also, strong marriages and relationships can form from this pairing.

Cancer and fellow water sign, Scorpio will mesh very well together also, as long as Scorpio man doesn’t get creepy. The Scorpio male’s nature is extremely competitive and masculine, and that will lure a shy Cancer gal right in. Sex, of course, will be awesome for both partners. He’ll love that she wants more closeness from him, and she’ll love the things that Scorpio can do! Very good chance for a lasting relationship or marriage here, too.

Leo men and Cancer women work well sometimes too. Leo males are a bit competitive, but with strong hearts. As the lion that he is, he will battle the fiercest competitors to win her heart, and we all know that Cancerian ladies are all about the romance! In the sack, however, things will cool down quickly if this couple doesn’t work to be sure that it doesn’t. Leo spends money like it’s nothing, which will ultimately annoy Cancer ladies, but this is a trivial thing, because once she sets a few budget boundaries (and makes him think it was HIS idea) things will be alright again. Again, good chance for a lasting relationship or marriage.

In a crab shell, these ladies are mysterious, smart, sensual, deeply in tune with their sixth senses (because they all have them), and quite moody, thanks to the moon. She keeps a small number of friends, but when she makes a new one, she intends to keep the friendship forever. Choosey with her lovers, and even choosier with a life mate, she is one to love and cherish. You won’t find her having one night stands and it’s very rare that she would ever cheat on a mate. She is one of the most loyal people that you will meet, and if you betray HER trust, consider your relationship or friendship with her void.

 

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