Saturday, December 31, 2011

Facing the Inner Lesbian with Lawrence Block

Some time back, dear friends, I invited vintage erotica writer, Lawrence Block/Jill Emerson to contribute and share a little bit with my former blog.  I've decided to transplant the post here so that my newer readers can enjoy it as well. You're in for a real treat with this. I've reviewed Jill's work myself, and I'm happy that Lawrence agreed to share her with us.
Thanks, Lawrence! ~Rhiannon Mills

By Lawrence Block 

Jill Emerson was born in 1963, when I was a twenty-five year old guy with a wife and two kids and a mortgaged home in a suburb of Buffalo, New York.  For several years I’d been supporting all that by writing—crime stories for magazines like
Manhunt and Trapped and Guilty, crime novels for Gold Medal and Belmont, psychosexual case histories for Monarch Books, and a ton of soft-core sex novels for Nightstand and Midwood.  
Then my agent and I had a falling out, and my most important source of income, Nightstand, turned out to be a closed shop, committed to buying only from that particular agent.  I had to scramble to make ends meet, and in the course of so doing I decided to develop a new persona and write a lesbian novel.
So I sat down and wrote a book called Warm & Willing,  very generously reviewed not long ago on this very website, and sent it in over the transom to Midwood Books.  The byline was Jill Emerson, and that was also the name on the cover letter.  They bought it by return mail, and I wrote a second novel for them, which I and they called Enough of Sorrow.  (I’m not sure what my title was for the first book, but I know it wasn’t Warm & Willing.)
And Jill Emerson was born.

This was not my first contact with my Inner Lesbian.  My very first novel, completed within a few days of my twentieth birthday, concerned a recent college graduate’s sexual identity crisis in Greenwich Village.  It, too, sold to the first publisher who saw it, Fawcett Publications’ Crest imprint.  I called it
Shadows, and had a female pen name picked out.  Rhoda Moore, I think it was. But the publishers changed the title to Strange Are The Ways of Love, and slapped the name Lesley Evans on it.  (Strange are the ways of publishers, believe me.)
So here I was, five years later, back in touch with my lesbian self.  I very much enjoyed being Jill Emerson, and the editors at Midwood never found out I was anybody else. That’s how they addressed mail to me, and that’s the name they put on my checks.  (Those were more innocent times.  I could endorse a third-party check, simply by writing Jill Emerson on the back, and then deposit it in my own account.  Nowadays the whole business would be a lot harder to manage.)
I know I got a real kick out of the deception involved.  Years earlier, I’d written eight or ten books for Midwood, and it would have been much safer and more certain to approach them under my own name;  they weren’t a closed shop, and they’d have given me a warm welcome.  But Jill Emerson was a character I was creating, as much as any of the characters within my novels, and I was having fun.  

Cut ahead a few years.  I was living in Racine, Wisconsin, when I wrapped up
Enough of Sorrow; we’d moved there when I took a real job as editor of a magazine for coin collectors.  I was there for a year and a half, writing nights and weekends and getting a couple of books done.  And then I resigned to return to the New York area; by then I had a new agent and a couple of book deals, and concentrated largely on crime fiction.
I guess it must have been 1969 when Jill got back in the game.  Another paperback publisher— Berkley Books, a cut and a half above Midwood—was starting a new line of well-crafted erotic novels, and my agent got me a deal. The money was decent—$5000 a book, if I remember correctly—and what they wanted was not Nightstand-type sleaze but literate erotic realism.
From a sexual standpoint, the late 1960s was an interesting time in American fiction.  A lot of silly taboos were lifted, and plain speech and candid description were suddenly to be found in novels that got reviewed in The New York Times.  
Everybody’s books got hotter, and a writer like John Updike could suddenly write a book like Couples.  
And Jill Emerson wrote Thirty and Threesome and A Madwoman’s Diary.   
These books were not specifically lesbian fiction, although I’m certain each had a lesbian component.  Nor was the publisher under the illusion that the books were written by Jill Emerson.  (Or indeed by a woman at all; my agent had made up a male cover name for me.)
There was almost a fourth Jill Emerson book for Berkley.  I wrote, in a Dexedrine-fueled four-day stretch, an epistolary novel consisting of the letters from and to the lead character, one Laurence Clarke.  I got various friends to read the manuscript, and they all found it screamingly funny and insisted it was too good to waste its fragrance in the paperback-original desert.  My agent sent it to Bernard Geis, who brought it out in hardcover as Ronald Rabbit is a Dirty Old Man, by Lawrence Block.
That made a sort of sense, actually, in that all of the Jill Emerson books had female protagonists, while both Laurence Clarke and Ronald Rabbit were unmistakably male.  But in another sense it was very much a Jill Emerson novel, in that I wrote it with utter certainty that it would bear that name when it saw print.
Ronald Rabbit didn’t sell many copies, but it represented a triumph of another sort.  As I noted in the copy I inscribed for my mother, “for years I’ve written dirty books under pen names.  Now I’m able to present you with a dirty book with my own name on it.”

Jill Emerson, however, was not to be denied a hardcover novel of her own.  Berkley, Putnam’s paperback line, had decided to spin off its own hardcover imprint---called, imaginatively, Berkley Hardcovers.  And someone there remembered Jill (whom they thought to be some guy) and called my agent.  They wanted a Peyton Place-type novel, a hot multiple-viewpoint book set in a small community somewhere.  
I proposed Bucks County as a setting.  My then-wife and I were living nearby, in New Jersey, and for a year I’d had an art gallery across the river in New Hope.  The place was hip and trendy, and a writer named Edmund Schiddel had spent some time on the bestseller list with The Devil in Bucks County, a novel rather like the one they wanted me to write.
It was something of a departure for Jill---and for me as well, a big sprawling book, longer and more complex than anything I’d written.  Looking back, I think it’s rather like the curate’s proverbial breakfast egg:  parts of it are very good.

If Jill was edging toward respectability (and I suppose that depends how you define it) she got there with her seventh book,
A Week as Andrea Benstock, published in hardcover by Arbor House and serialized in Redbook Magazine.  It was technically ambitious, telling the story of ten years of a young woman’s married life in seven chapters, each chronicling the events of a single representative day during that decade.  And it was artistically ambitious, in that Andrea was a Jewish girl living in Buffalo, and I was using my own background as I had never done before.
Don Fine owned and ran Arbor House at the time, and my agent sold him the book, and he thought he was going to meet Jill Emerson only to have me show up.  He tried his damnedest to get me to put my own name on the book, insisting that critics would take it more seriously if it was a man’s work.  (I always felt this said more about Don and his own personal feelings about women writers than it did about the business.)  My own opinion, which I was not at all shy about defending, was that, Madame Bovary notwithstanding, a book about a woman would get a more sympathetic reading if people thought a woman wrote it.
I believed what I said, but looking back I think it had little to do with my insistence.  This was, you see, a deeply personal book---and I felt more comfortable being somebody else when I published it.

All seven of Jill’s books vanished over the years, pretty much without a trace.  But now, through the genuine miracle of ebooks, they’re all available again.  
And come September they’ll be joined by a brand-new novel.
Curiously enough, a couple of years ago I thought I was finished with book-length fiction.  I’ve been writing the stuff for half a century, and the sixty-plus books published under my own name are only a fraction of the writing I’ve done.  I figured enough was enough; I’d go on writing the occasional short story, plus the columns I do for Linn’s Stamp News and Mystery Scene, but maybe it was time to leave the heavy lifting of novels for the boys and girls with stronger backs.  
Well, shows what I know.  In May, a new Matthew Scudder novel is due from Little Brown, and a scant four months later, in September, Hard Case Crime will publish Getting Off as its first hardcover book ever.  The subtitle is “A Novel of Sex & Violence,” and the byline reads “By Lawrence Block writing as Jill Emerson.”
I like the idea of a transparent pen name; that same byline is the one I chose for Open Road’s ebook editions of Jill’s first seven works.  And I like very much that Jill’s name is on this new book, because it is very much a part of her oeuvre.  
The protagonist is a bright and attractive young woman who meets men, goes home with them, has highly enjoyable sex with them—and then takes great delight in killing them.  She is the sort of girl who ought to have a curl in the middle of her forehead, because when she is bad she is very very bad indeed, and you might even call her horrid.  But I have to tell you I flat-out love this girl, and never had more fun writing about anybody.  Getting Off is blazingly erotic and furiously violent, and I blush to admit how much I like it.
Jill Emerson.  Will there be more books from her? Well, I dunno.  I never know what I’m going to write next, or, at this stage, if I’m going to write anything at all.  But I hope we’ll hear more from Jill.  I for one would love to hear what she has to say.


LAWRENCE BLOCK is a Mystery Writers of America Grand Master, with a string of awards to show for his efforts.  His Jill Emerson novels are all newly available as Open Road ebooks for all major platforms:  Kindle, Nook, Apple, Kobo, Sony Reader, etc. 

Friday, December 30, 2011

Ask Me Why I Write...The Answers May Surprise You...

Yup. This is what the species known as "writer" looks like.
I read a very interesting blog post today that another writer had posted some time back and the topic was whether or not you tell people that you write.  I have several sordid thoughts on this subject because it seems that different people have different reactions when I say, "I write books."

I think that the funniest reaction that I ever got from that simple, three word statement was in comment form and it was simple.  The guy looked at me and said, "Like Stephen King?" He had a puzzled expression and was very confused at this.  I've said it once and I'll say it again.  I think it would be easier to tell people that I was a prostitute for a living than telling them that I WRITE BOOKS and, frankly, the reaction would be more positive.

Sometimes it's also hard for people to understand that just because I write doesn't mean that I'm a millionaire.  I'm not a millionaire.  My husband drives a coal truck and I'm a housewife who writes in spare time while he's either sleeping through the day or working at night.  I'm also a mother, so I have four children to look after.  Writing time is precious.  I just started writing professionally a few years ago and have yet to have a bestseller.  I'm okay with this.  Greatness takes time!

And before anyone else asks me, the answer is no.  I am not like Stephenie Meyer, nor will I ever be.  Sure, I write vampires and quite love them, but mine will not ever sparkle and they will never leap through trees giving piggy back rides to mortals.  Really, that's a terrible idea.

I've also never understood why, when people learn that I'm a writer, they assume that I know Stephenie Meyer, J.K. Rowling, Stephen King, Anne Rice, and other big names in the publishing industry.  No, I've never met any of those people, though there are two in that list that I would give my left leg to meet.  One of them, I'd give BOTH legs to meet (giggles). 

It bothers me that some people assume that writers are all crazy.  The truth is, we all are a little crazy to a certain degree (writers, that is), but we're not so stupid that our thoughts will become actions.  As writers, we understand that there can sometimes be horrible consequences to acting on our crazy thoughts and wants.  Instead of acting them out, we just write about them.  That's why we're not that crazy.  We're just crazy enough.  And if I've offended any other writers by this statement, my apologies. . .but, I feel that it's true.

The best part of telling people that I write is when I actually stumble upon a reader who would love to read more of my work.  Those people are my biggest inspiration.  I don't have as many readers as Anne Rice, but I do have a good group of faithful readers who tell me on a regular basis that they can't wait for the release of The Demon King or ask me when my third Immortal book will be out.  For these people, I feel that my hard work actually paid off, even though it hasn't paid out much yet. 

I've even had people tell me that my books aren't "real books" because the pages are filled with monsters and demons and vampires and the like.  Ouch...

Lastly, I HATE when people find out that I'm a writer and ask me why I do it.  They'll stare at me and ask me, blatantly, why I write when it's not making me millions.  The answer is simple.  I don't write because I want to.  I write because I have to.  I write because, if I don't, the stories in my head will cause an aneurysm and my brain will explode and there will be brain tissue and guts splattered all over my computer monitor (and possibly my children, since they hang out next to my computer sometimes while I write). And I write because The Demon King says I have to.  There.  Now you all know.

And in answer to the original blogger's question, YES.  I do tell people that I write.  Their reactions, if not nice ones, are always at least entertaining. 

Thursday, December 29, 2011

**Excerpt from Chapter Two of INTO THE UNDERWORLD, the sequel to THE DEMON KING**

This is a very small piece of the book, but thus far is probably my favorite little scene because it really introduces a bit of Anna, one of my favorite new characters. :) ~RM

The little girl snickered and reached her hands up to straighten the blue bow that held her ponytail full of blond ringlet curls together, then looked back at Willow once more before grabbing Willow’s hand again.  “Now that you’re here, would you like to see my dollhouse?”

    “S-s-sure.”  Willow’s brown eyes bulged in their sockets.  The little girl’s face lit up with excitement as she led Willow down the hall several paces.  She stopped in front of a door that looked exactly like all the other doors and then twisted the knob until the door opened.

    Inside was a small bedroom.  The walls were dark, but the inside was happy.  There was a small bed with a small doll cradle at the end.  Inside the cradle was a small stack of porcelain dolls and a ribbon dangling over the side.  There was a bookshelf against one wall that housed several old volumes in leather bindings.  A window was there, but the sky was black outside and you couldn’t see anything out of it. 

    In the floor was a wooden dollhouse full of old wooden furniture and a few small dolls that were carved from wood and dressed in scraps of material.  The little girl was all to happy to flop down into the floor, spreading her tattered blue dress out around her legs, and motioned for Willow to join her.

    “This one is Melanie.”  The little girl told Willow as she held out one of the wooden dolls.  “She’s my favorite because my mother made her dress special.” 

    Willow nodded and sat down in the cold floor next to the little girl.  The wooden planks below her felt as though they’d been sitting against a freezer.  She could see her breath when she opened her mouth to speak.  “And where is your mother?”

    The little girl shrugged.  “I think she’s sleeping, but they won’t tell me here.”

    Willow nodded and accepted the doll.  She ran her fingers over it’s small details and then returned it to the little girl.  “What’s your name?”

    The little girl narrowed her brows and stared down into her lap and the dolls that she’d laid out in front of herself.  “I think it’s Anna, but they won’t tell me that, here, either.” 

    “What happened to you, Anna?”  Willow asked her, referencing the gash on the girl’s forehead.

    “What do you mean?”  Anna shrugged again.

    “Why are you here instead of with your family?”  Tact, Willow thought.  Tact would get her further than hasty stupidity. 

    “Oh.  Well, I don’t know much about this place except that there are certain doors that you really shouldn’t open and that you can’t really get out too easy.”

    “Oh.”  Willow sat back and felt slightly defeated. 

    “But, don’t worry.  I’ve been here for a while now and I can tell you all I know.”  Smiling ear to ear, Anna jumped up from the floor and darted across the wooden floor to her bookshelf.  “I’ve been here since, um, well, it was April I think.  At any rate, I have some old newspapers in here and we can make dolls!” 

    Willow smiled.  “Sure.”  What else was she going to do? 

    Seconds later, Anna had produced a small stack of old, tattered newspapers from her bookshelf and had plopped them into the floor between herself and Willow.  With a pair of scissors, Anna carefully cut out the shape of two feet and then worked her way around to an arm.  Then, she cast the materials aside and pushed a folded newspaper across the floor towards Willow and said, “It’s okay. Mother won’t mind at all.  She keeps the papers just for me.”

    With a deep sigh, Willow picked up the newspaper and the spare scissors and began to cut out the shape of a person when something in the old print caught her eye.  At the top of the page that she was cutting, a headline immediately snatched her attention from cutting the paper.  The date was January 1814, London.

    Something told Willow that Mother simply wasn’t coming…How long had this child been here?  Perhaps she really was stuck in purgatory.

    “Anna?”  Willow smiled as sweetly as she could, though she really wanted to get up and run out of the room.  If the walking corpse of a small child didn’t scare her enough, the walking corpse of a child that’s been dead over a hundred years certainly did!

    “Yes?”  The little girl peered at Willow over her freshly cut newspaper doll and blinked her yellowing blue eyes. 

    “What else is there to do here?”  Willow narrowed her eyes innocently and smiled again.

    “Not much,”  Anna started.  “There are others here, though, you know, but not all of them are as nice as I am.  Some of them are downright nasty.  You‘d think their mothers never taught them any manners at all!”

    “Ah.”  Willow nodded and licked her lips.  She had to get out of purgatory and this little girl might only be a small one, but she may know the way out without realizing that she knew it.

    “Who isn’t so nice?”  Willow asked her.  “Do you want me to have a word with them on your behalf?”

    The little girl’s face filled with horror.  “Oh, no, Miss.  You mustn’t do that!  He’ll be angry with me if you do.  He’ll know that you were with me and he wants to hurt you.  He’s had us all looking for you all week long, now.”

    Willow nodded and the color drained from her face.  “Who?”

    “Lord Zieren.”  The little girl sighed.  “He’s the one that’s in that room you were about to go into.  The door I told you not to knock on?  Well, that’s his room.  He’s in there with all the demons.”  Speaking matter-of-factly, the little girl sniffed, then returned her attention to the paper dolls again.  As she moved, the wet mass of body tissue and broken skull pieces swayed to one side and more blood poured from her forehead.

    “Do you know why he’s looking for me?  Why he’s here?”

    “We all know why he’s looking for you.  He wants you out of here so he can take you home with him, I think.”  This time, the little girl whispered.  “He’s got a drink for you, too.  I don’t know what it is, but he says he has something for you to drink and that you are the one person that exists that should die in order for him to claim his throne. Ya know, the dark throne…”

    “The dark throne?”  Willow clapped a hand to her chest and immediately thought of the last dream she had about the beast.  The beast, in this dream, had a double, or a twin.  They were arguing and Willow didn’t understand much of it, except that they were coming for her.  If she didn’t get out of purgatory soon, they would have her and depending on which one got a hold of her first, she may die or worse.  That much she completely understood.

    “Yes, Miss.  The dark throne.  I don’t know a lot about it, but it’s what Lord Zieren wants most in his life.”

    “Does he ever come in here?  I mean, does he ever come to check on you?”  Willow asked.
    “Sure.  Every now and then he does.  He probably already knows that you’re here, though.  He knows everything.” Anna shrugged, then looked up at Willow.  “He says that you’ll set us all free if you escape and that we can all go back to where we belong.  I can go back to my mother.”

    Willow stiffened.  “And how do I do this?  Do you know?” 

    The little girl shrugged again.  “I don’t know how you can escape, but I think I know of a man who might know the way for you.”

    Willow swallowed.  “Where is this man?  Who is he?”

    The little girl smiled.  “My younger brother, Maxwell. He’s in the next room, but I have no idea why he ended up here.  He should already be with mother.”

    Taking a deep breath, Willow hoped upon hope that Maxwell was at least a teenager.  Perhaps she would get lucky and Maxwell would actually be a young adult.  Anything but another child who just wanted to play with paper dolls and speak in circles.  It didn’t take Willow long to jump to her feet and smile down at Anna.  “You are most helpful, young lady, but if your brother can help me get out of here, so that you can be with your, er, mother, I should go and speak with him.”

    “I’ll take you over.”  The little girl smiled up at Willow and took her by the hand again. 

    Chills shot through Willow’s body when the little girl touched her, but she was comforted knowing that for whatever reason that this little girl had been stuck in purgatory for over a hundred years, she was about to be released if this Maxwell person could help her figure out how to get out of there.

    Anna walked slowly towards her door, still clinging to Willow’s hand, and as she walked, she straightened her dress.  “I want to look nice when I see Mother again.”  She grinned as she turned the doorknob and pulled it open again.

    Immediately, the low hum of the air conditioning unit (the one that Willow hadn’t seen in the entire three hours that she’d been there) struck Willow’s ears and she could hear faintly elsewhere a low chuckle. 

    “We always hear that,”  Anna said, “But, no one knows where it’s coming from or who is laughing.  Must be awfully funny, though, because it’s non-stop sometimes.”  Shrugging, Anna knocked on the door next to hers and stood back to wait.

    Willow sucked in a breath and readied herself for the arrival of yet another child when the door swung open and a rather striking young man filled up the frame.  His hair was blond-white and his pallor was near gray, but Willow could tell that he must have been something during his time as a living person.  His blond hair fell just over his eyebrows until he swept the locks out of his way.  His face was masculine and chiseled as though cut from stone.  His body was strong and his muscles were very visible through the thin cloth of his clothes. 

    Maxwell folded his two strong arms over his chest to greet his sister and Willow and then stood back.  “If you don’t stop it, I’m going to tell Mother,”  He started, staring down at Anna.  “And if you’re naughty, you won’t get any pudding after supper, Anna.”

    For a moment, Anna pouted, but then she quickly lit up again and defiantly stared up at her brother.  “She won’t punish me!  I’ve found our way out of here!”

    With that, Maxwell’s attention was drawn down to Willow.  “You’re not dead.”  He told her.

    “We’re not dead, either, Maxwell.  What sort of thing is that to say to a guest?”  Anna interrupted, then looked up at Willow.  “He’s a cranky sort and I apologize for his lack of manners, Miss Willow.”

    Willow stiffened and looked up at Maxwell.  “So, Maxwell…Your sister tells me that you know the way out of here.”

    He rolled his eyes.  “I have a theory.”

    “A theory?”  Willow raised an eyebrow.  Wonderful.  At this rate, Maxwell, Anna, and herself would not be meeting up with Mother anytime soon and that would mean that Lord Zieren, whoever that is, might end up getting his hands on the lot of them.  “Well?”

    Anna huffed and then ran to her brother’s side.  “Tell her! It’s a brilliant theory, Maxwell.  And besides, what choice have you got?”

    Maxwell’s deep blue eyes met with Willow’s with an apologetic sigh and then he nodded for her to enter his room.

    This room was different than his sister’s room.  It was an office with very nice mahogany furniture and the walls were lined with leather bound books.  In the center of the room sat a globe and as Maxwell past, he gave it a quick spin with the tip of his fingers.  “Sit.”  He told Willow as he gestured to the seat opposite the one behind his desk. 

    Willow did as instructed.  Then, he turned to his sister.  “Anna, you should go get that paper picked up in your room.  I know you’ve been making dolls again.  Get it up before you get in trouble for making such a mess.”

    Anna swiped a finger through the blood that was matted in her hair and then complied with her brother’s demands.  As she shut the door behind herself, Maxwell began to speak.

    “You do realize that you’re not dead and the rest of us are, right?”  He asked her.

    “Of course.  How could I not have realized that?”

    “Some don’t, you see.  Some people come in here and think that they’re alive.  Like Anna.  She believes that she’s still alive.  That’s what happens to children, most of the time, when they’re sent to purgatory.”

    “Why is she here?”  Willow sniffed back a tear.  It was a horrible thought.  Young, alone, and not a clue at all that she’s dead…

    “Souls come here because there either hasn’t been a ruling as to where they should go yet-and sometimes that takes a while-or because they have unfinished business that they simply cannot finish because everyone else that is involved is also dead.  That’s why Anna’s here.  She should still be on earth in our house, but there’s nothing left for her there.  So, she’ll remain here until further notice.”


    Maxwell blinked his eyelids in a quick repetition for a moment, and then said, “Possibly.  We may both be here forever.”

    “How did she die?”  Willow turned her head to one side.

    “Obviously she was killed.”  Maxwell sighed, then shrugged. 

    Willow nodded.  “Yes, obviously.  But, what about you?” 


    Nodding, Willow sighed.  “And your mother?  Did she survive the smallpox?”

    Maxwell nodded.  “As far as I know she did.”

    “So about this theory of yours-,”  Willow continued, “How should I try and get out of here and set you free?  And if I set you free, where would you go, then?”

    “I don’t know where we would go afterward, but anywhere has got to be better than here.”  Maxwell laughed and then folded his arms over his chest again.  “You’ve got to understand that we all want out.”

    “Can’t say that I blame you much.” 

    “The living don’t come to purgatory.”  He added.  “Ever.”

    “Then, how is it that I got here?”  

    “You must remember where you came in at.  Wherever you came in at is where we can leave from.  I can find Evelyn and Anna can find Mother again.  It’s that simple.”

    Willow took a deep breath and shook her head from side to side.  “No, that won’t work.  It can’t work.  There’s no way that you can make it back to Earth from the way I came in.  I barely made it myself.  I don’t even think that I could get you to wherever it is that I entered from.  This entire place looks exactly the same.  The doors don’t even have numbers on them!” 

    A snide smile curled over Maxwell’s lips.  “Well, if it’s a cakewalk you’re looking for, you should have gone to Heaven instead.”

    “Oh, yes.  I should have thought of that.”  Sarcastically, Willow sneered.  “Do you know anything that might actually be useful?”  

    “Yes, I do.  You’ve met Death, right?” 

Monday, December 19, 2011

Z-Boat by Suzanne Robb

I had heard over and over about the impending release of this book through facebook posts by the author, Suzanne Robb, and each one was like slow torture.  Zombies? In water? WOW.  I'm pretty sure that's a new concept for my brain to wrap around, but it's a concept that I'm glad Ms. Robb tackled.  I'm conflicted a bit about the book because I'm primarily a vampire reader (or at least I WAS until recently) and a great part of me feels like I've betrayed my first love...vampires.

And then I realize that vampires and zombies have a lot in common and both of them have similar goals...ravage the living for consumption.  So I'm good with this change in reading material.

Moving on to Z-Boat....

I enjoy Suzanne's writing quite a bit and I feel like if I were to sit down to a hot cup of coffee with her, we'd have a lot to talk about.  I like when I read someone else's books and can immediately get a feel for what the writer might be like.  This tells me that she really put her heart and soul into the work and that also means that since she cared about her book so much during the writing process, she covered every nook and cranny of the story with warrior-like precision.  After I finished the book, I found that this assumption is very true of Ms. Robb.  She did a fantastic job.

Suzanne Robb's descriptions were spot on and her imagination is phenomenal. The characters in this book are all believable.  I just love it when I can read a book and find that the characters within its pages all remind me of people I've known in my own lifetime, both good and bad.  She has written her characters to be personable, likeable, detestable, good, bad, and a well mix of other things.  Kudos to her for that.

One constant thought that I had while reading the book was that if Z-Boat were a movie, it would appeal to lots of different audiences.  Syfy people, zombie lovers, horror lovers, mystery lovers...all types of movie goers would enjoy it.  So, in that line of thinking, all types of readers will enjoy the book.

Z-Boat was very entertaining also.  And after all, if a book isn't entertaining, no matter how well written, it goes into my never-to-be-read-again pile. 

Unfortunately, I'm not giving away any spoilers.  I won't tell you a lot about the plot and I won't give away the ending of a book in one of my reviews.  You'll have to read it for yourself.

BUT, if you wish to know a bit more about the book, here's what the description on Amazon says:

"The Earth has been pillaged and polluted; the sun has not broken through the smog for over a decade. The oceans and rivers have all turned toxic. Man's last hope for survival is to search the ocean depths for alternative fuel, food, and clean water sources. If they fail, mankind will die. The Betty Loo, a search and rescue submarine, captained by Iain Kingston, is hired at a price no one could refuse. The crew must deal with distrust, sabotage, and spies willing to do whatever it takes to get what they want. What they find on board The Widowmaker the submarine they have been dispatched to help will test each person's will to survive and force enemies to work together. If they don't they will all die, and what rises to the surface will bring hell to Earth."

My advice to you is that you do buy this book because whether you love zombies, mysteries, thrillers, horror, or a combination of all of these things, I promise that the book will appeal to you...and it looks nifty sitting in the bookshelf.  The cover is pretty great.  I do believe that it was designed by none other than the talented David Naughton-Shires...and for those of you who don't know this, he also designed the cover for The Demon King (along with a lot of other awesome covers).

Rhiannon's Rating:  <3 <3 <3 <3 < Five hearts! :) So I guess that makes a grand total of four books/comics in the history of my writing reviews that have made it to five entire hearts. Go Suzanne!

Friday, December 16, 2011

Hand Puppet Horror by Benny Alano

I'm not much for kids books at all, even though I have four little yard apes of my own.  I do read with them and we have fun doing it, but I can't say that I enjoy kids' stories if it's not a classic like Peter Pan or stories written by The Brothers Grimm. 

I was given a copy of Hand Puppet Horror for review, though.  I agreed to this because the author is a great guy and someone I consider to be a positive acquaintance.  I decided that the best way to go about reviewing a book that I normally wouldn't review would be to enlist the help of a seven year old boy.

On Amazon the description for the book is as follows:  "When Jay’s hand puppet, Yeti Booger, comes to life and defends him against Greg, the school bully, he thinks it’s the coolest thing in the world, but after the creature becomes more than he can handle, Jay must figure out how Yeti Booger came to life and stop him before anyone else is hurt. It truly is a HAND PUPPET HORROR."

I never tell too much about plot in my reviews or what happens when and why because I don't like to give out spoilers in my blog or wherever else I might post the review.

Getting back to my point, my seven year old son, (Allen) Booger, was as giddy as can be because the puppet in the story was also named (Yeti) Booger. We read chapter by chapter, little at a time, because he has a very short attention span.  My son is not your average kid.  He hates to read.  He likes to be read to, but only in short bursts.  He also loves Cake Boss, but that's another post...

Having this book on my computer screen every other day or so was fun for both my son and myself.  He enjoyed the pictures in the book as much as the story and he asked me questions all through the process about the content AND the pictures and just about everything else, so there were a few pit stops during each

All together, the story is well written, well thought out, imaginative, bright (in a dark, creepy, childlike sort of way), and best of all, the story is a real story.  It's not the kind of children's book about a kid who does this and that and then this happens and that happens.  There's a REAL story there.  Sometimes children's authors forget to use their imaginations when they write, which is a real pity.  This author not only used his imagination, but he let it take over.

Well done.

Rhiannon's Rating: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Five hearts for Benny Alano!

According to my Spam...

Every now and then, though not nearly often enough, I get just bored enough to clean out the spam box in my email.  It's always a hoot.  I learn something new every single time.

So, here is the first item in my spam folder that I wanted to share...

Apparently, horny housewives all across America are just dying to get their hands on me.  I'm a hot commodity, you know.  I can't say that I blame them...

Also, I've won three million dollars!!! YAY!!! Jahit, from some country I'm not sure that I've heard of, says that I'm the long lost ancestor of a man he worked for.  The man is dead, and I'm the dead guy's heir.  I think I'm going to invest in a good, sturdy, tudor style house somewhere first.  Then I'm going to hire someone to cook and clean and wash dishes...But, first I have to send Jahit an email that includes all of my personal information, like my social security number, birthday, phone number, address, etc.

I have also learned through my spam folder that if I had genital warts, I wouldn't be alone.  In fact, a lot of young people today have warts and for the low LOW price of $59.98, I could cure the genital warts FOREVER. 

I just can't wait until I find what awaits in my spam folder next week...


I'm taking a writing break until further notice.  I'm probably not going to be writing ANYTHING until after the holidays are officially done and over.  I won't write another word until the last bit of wrapping paper is safely deposited into the trash can.  I feel like my nerves are frazzled and I'm just worn out, so this break is a very positive thing for me.  

After the holidays, though, I have several projects to work on.

#1-  Elizabeth Bathory.  I'm seven and a half chapters in.  I have many, many chapters to go and I've given myself a goal for completion.  Hopefully, I'll have it done and handed in to Knight Watch by late spring, so that aims for maybe a summer release, depending on how things go.

#2-  Into the Underworld.........  For those who are following progress on The Demon King, you should know that it will be released sometime within the next bit.  No date yet, but it will happen quickly when it happens, I think.  I've written a chapter already for the second book (if Knight Watch decides to take it on too lol) and thus far, I have plans to send our dear sweet Willow into purgatory, on a journey deep into the depths of the Underworld, to places that weren't described at all in the first book.  Places that would make your skin crawl.  The fire wraiths will play a bigger role in this story and there will be a few new faces as well as a few known ones, too.  I have big plans for this story, but no deadlines set in stone since I'm also working first and foremost on Elizabeth Bathory.  

#3-  Vampyres:  A History Written In Blood-- The deadline for submissions is in February and that's right around the corner, so if you haven't submitted yet and you'd like to, you still have plenty of time to do so.  

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Part One: Thanksgiving Dinner

Hey guys.  I started writing a zombie short story a few days ago and below is part one of the story.  I haven't finished part two yet but might do this as a weekly story thing here in my blog.  What do ya think? Leave me your comments, good or bad.  This is my first attempt at zombie writing, so be gentle with me lol.  -Rhiannon M.

Part One: Thanksgiving Dinner

 It is bitter cold and the sun has darted behind a thick mass of white-gray winter clouds, leaving not even temporary relief from the harsh snowy weather.  I keep telling myself that when I get home, I’ll just make some hot cocoa and drop some marshmallows in the cup.  That would warm me up, I say to myself as I tug on the load I‘m dragging behind me.  That would make the cold go away and after I finish warming myself, I can curl up on the couch with an electric blanket and watch a few saved episodes of Golden Girls with my German shepherd, Zoe, in my lap.

    I could take a hot shower and put on my flannel pajamas, too.  That would help.  After that, I could read a book or wash the dishes in hot, soapy water to warm my hands and make sure that they’re done before Mike gets home from the late shift at the mine.  We could go to bed together and I could sleep with him spooned to my back all night, nice and warm and safe until the sun came out again and it was time to make a late morning breakfast together.

    Of course, none of those things that I could be doing were ever going to happen.  Not today, not tonight, not ever again. 

    There is no more hot chocolate to be found unless, of course, I were to stumble upon a grocery store somewhere and get brave enough to go pillaging alone.  There were no golden girls because it was rare that we had electricity.  I can’t wash dishes because there is no sink of hot water to wash them in and no reason to have dirty dishes if there isn’t any food to put in them and I haven‘t cooked yet.  My dog was gone and I had no clue where she went or what happened to her.  As for my house, I had left it behind six months ago or so. 

    And right now I’m not going to talk about where Mike went or how he got there.

    Right now, I’m going to walk out of the bushes I’m sort of hiding in and make a beeline for the only building in this area that I know to be safe enough to sleep and eat in by myself.  It’s not as safe as I’d like, but it’s in the middle of nowhere and there’s a very old wood stove and some cast iron skillets that I can use to prepare a nice dear stew with.  It’s not the Hilton, but there are clean linens, a well out back for water, firewood stacked out back, and a few books in an old bookshelf.  It’s sustainable living at its simplest.

    The deer, unfortunately, is a problem.  It’s not too heavy for me to carry or anything, but I think I shot an artery right in half or something because the doe is bleeding an excessive amount and the blood just might smell enough to lure a stray walker.  I’m not sure because I don’t know if they go for animal blood.  I’m sure that if they get weak enough and hungry enough they just might…

    I decide to hurry up a bit because darkness falls in just a few hours and I have a deer to chop up and cook.  While it’s cooking (and burning) I have to go clean up the mess I made dragging it home.  I take a moment to ponder whether or not bleach and water really help to disguise the smell of blood from the deer from zombie noses and then decide that it may not even be the smell of dead deer (or whatever my catch of the day is) that they come after.  It might be the smell of living human being that lures them.  I don’t know which it is and I don’t try to take all day figuring it out.  I’m not a zombie expert and it doesn’t matter to me what they’re after as long as I can keep my self safe.  Still, I’m not taking chances and I set out to get things done.

    I am fast to get the deer skinned. I don’t waste time by throwing the skins into a big tub full of water and bleach that I’d prepared before I went hunting.  Next, I slice away as much meat as I can, not paying any attention to what cut goes where.  I’m just trying to get it done so that I can go outside and pour gasoline all over the bloody spots and light it on fire.  I’m not worried about a forest fire, though, because it’s too wet out.

    I go about my tasks and don’t see a single walker outside.  I do hear a bear, but I’m not worried about him.  I am relieved that my day is going so well.  For three days, I’ve not seen a single dead guy.

    Five hours later and I’m eating the deer stew that I made out of deer meat, a few cans of vegetables that I’d found in a cellar a week ago, and some potatoes that I dug up from somebody’s forgotten garden. 

    I am thankful to live in a rural area and even more thankful that the rural area just happens to be in the mountains.  It’s relatively safer than cities right now.

    Suddenly I realize that the stew sucks, but I pretend it’s Thanksgiving dinner anyway.  I think today just might actually be Thanksgiving, but I can’t remember.  I think I may have lost count of a few days on the calendar.  Nonetheless, I declare today to be Turkey Day anyhow and I finish my deer stew and then have a helping of odd-tasting mashed potatoes that I’m pretending is pumpkin pie.

    Best damn pumpkin pie I’ve ever eaten, I decide as I spit some of it right back out.

    While I am pretending, I also pretend that is just at work and that he’ll be coming home soon.  In anticipation, I grab my shotgun and look out the window next to the door.  It’s possible he may show up after all and I know that when he does, there’s a good chance I might die.

    On the flipside, death might not be so bad if I get to be with Mike’s reanimated corpse.  Our corpses could run off together and do whatever it is that zombies do when they’re not tearing human beings to bits and shreds.  And if we decide to eat out, we’ll just go human hunting somewhere we’ve never hunted before.

    Did I really just imagine being dead with Mike?

    I take a deep sigh and close my eyes as I keep staring out the window, chastising myself silently for having such silly fantasies.  Mike would kill me.  He wouldn’t give three shits less if we spent the rest of our time on earth as happy corpses together or not.  A walker doesn’t care about other people and from what I’ve gathered they really don’t care about other walkers either, not really.

    I take another deep sigh and sink down into an old wicker chair that sits by the window. Pulling the lacy white curtains back, I shake my head in disbelief. 

    Three days without seeing a walker was a record, but now it’s nothing because there’s about four of them coming out of the woods.

    Damn deer blood…I chastise myself again, then hold my rifle close to my chest as I count to ten as loud as I can. 

    I know they can hear me because they all look like they still have their ears attached and as I count, I swear one of them cracked a rotten smile my way.  Then again, that may have been just some flesh rotting and moving around on its face. 

    I pretend he was smiling anyhow because I think to myself that it would be fun to shoot a smiling revenant.  With that thought in mind, I cock my rifle and kick the door open with the notion that I just might return the zombie’s smile with one of my own. 

    And by the way, about four actually means seven and counting
    I widen my smile and as I dart down the three front steps, I open fire.  They keep coming at me, gnarling and growling and whining.  I call it whining because that’s basically what it is.  A low, fierce, hungry whine, very similar to a child who wants a toy that he knows he can’t (or shouldn’t) have. 

    After shooting and killing three of them, I miss the fourth, then hit the fifth and sixth.  That leaves two walkers chasing me while I reload and curse to myself for wasting bullets on missing.

    Over the last six months, since the outbreak happened, I’ve gotten incredibly good at running while reloading.  Or running while thinking of where to go next or what to do when I got to wherever it was that I was thinking of going. 

    One of the walkers, a male, probably dead only a week, grabs me out of nowhere.  I had thought I was further ahead than what I really was.  I turn around and ram the rifle through his somewhat soft chest and pull it out again, but he’s so close and his fingers are digging into the sleeves of my hoodie.  Miraculously, I get away with my rifle and shoot him between his filmy eyes.  He falls and the other one catches up to me, but I quickly shoot him, too.

    I spend the rest of my night decapitating the fallen walkers and burning their bodies with my rifle at my side.  I don’t see any more of them all night long, so I take that as a good omen and I lock up and go to bed for a few hours.  Tomorrow I might look for any other survivors, but I have a horrid feeling that I'm the only living human being left on earth...Everyone else is a zombie or dead. Or both. Whatever.



Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Untitled Pirate Romance Introduction :)

Recently I stumbled upon an old manuscript.  I wrote this story several years back (I can't believe it's that old lol) and I'd given it to my cousin.  She wanted to read it.  A week ago, she brought it back to me and I was ready to jump up and down because I'd lost the original file on my old computer.  I wrote this story before I wrote Immortal Ties.  After looking at it, I found more mistakes than I will ever admit in my entire life. Ever. 

So I'm editing the story and I have just typed up the Introduction. There may possibly still be some mistakes in there, but if there are, I apologize.  I'll get them all before I actually decide what to do with it.  

Anyhow, here is the introduction to my untitled pirate story. 

The Dark Lady

    Captain James Hollows stared out at the horizon.  It was nothing but crystal blue sea, a blue and white marbled sky, and himself, along with the crew of his ship, The Dark Lady.  He was headed for Port Royal to drop the last of his plundered goods, then home to his beautiful island and his empty home.  It was going to be heavenly to get there if he could do so without his brother catching up to him first. 

    Jasper, his brother, would eventually show up, James knew, because James had exactly what Jasper wanted.  His island.  If Jasper had his way, James’s secluded getaway isle would be chock full of pirates trying to dump their findings, sell things to the residents there, and make the island their personal hideaway, just like Port Royal.  There would be absolutely no rest for the wicked. 

    But, James found it first and he wasn’t sharing.  

    James felt bad enough that he had to share the trading company with his brother for a time.  He quickly realized that he couldn’t share a business with Jasper.  Jasper was a hard hearted business man just like James, but unlike James, Jasper cared little for the work.  His mind was always elsewhere and his heart didn’t exist, thanks to a certain heiress named Susanna Accord.
    James stared out to sea again and shook off the thoughts of his brother.  Typically, such thoughts left a bad taste in his mouth.  He soon spotted Port Royal coming into view.  Taking in a deep sigh of the salty sea air, James smiled.  The sea was magnificent.  It was encoded in his blood.  No other life, aside from sea life, would ever do for him.  It was all he ever wanted, other than more treasure and a fine lady to entertain inside the brothels of Port Royal whenever he took a whim. 

    The promise of a few nights of wenching and all the rum he could ever dare to drink loomed in the air.  His crew was in rather good spirits as the spirit of Port Royal’s festivities lingered ahead of them.  It was a short vacation to them, a pit stop on the way home, wherever their homes may have been.

    Once the boat had been docked and he had given the orders for half the crew to stay behind and the other half to enjoy port, then switch in a few hours, Captain Hollows was on his way to one of his favorite brothels.  He had decided to stay the night at The Red Hen before he even entered.  If Rachelle was there, he knew he’d need all the rest he could get.

    There were men all over the place already and it wasn’t quite dusk yet.  Several card games were taking place and there were bets being made, as usual.  It didn’t take long before his presence was noticed. 

    “Captain Hollows, how long have you been in Port Royal?”  One busty lady crooned, nearly knocking over a dozen shot glasses on a table as she stumbled forward. 

    “Only a little while.  Less than an hour.”  James smiled at the girl.  He easily recognized her face, remembering a night he’d spent there with her a few years ago, before Rachelle had ever come along.  “Where is Rachelle?” 

    The girl’s smile disappeared into a side smirk.  “Didn’t you hear?  She got married last week.” 

    His eyes widened.  “What a pity.”  Frowning, he took the girl by the hand and led her to the upstairs portion of the establishment. 

    It took a few hours for James to drink his fill, but when Charlie Proffitt had come to his side and announced proudly that their goods had been properly unloaded and he had received a fine payment, Captain Hollows knew that it was time to go.

    Charlie, his first mate, helped keep the captain balanced as they made it through the crowded alley ways of Port Royal with the dank smell of stale drinks and urine assaulting their noses and stomachs all the way. 

    “Easy Cap’n!”  Charlie steadied him, laughing. 

    James muttered something incoherent and pulled Charlie down a shortcut path through the middle of two shady establishments.  “This way, Charlie.”  He muttered.

    Charlie followed him.  “We never went this way, Cap’n.”  Warningly, Charlie gripped his sword.  Once, Port Royal had been called the wickedest city in the world.  Charlie wasn’t about to take a gamble with his life.

    James stood next to a pile of wooden crates in bewilderment  and Charlie’s mouth gaped wide open. 

    “My God!”  Charlie exclaimed, staring at a completely naked woman tossed over the rubble.
    James turned his head to one side and suddenly felt a tugging at his heart.  He’d just used a woman and felt the sudden need to right his wrongs by helping another.  Whoever she was, she was still breathing and some fool had thrown her to the wolves.  A woman naked in an alleyway was a treat to some of the vile ingrates that visited Port Royal.  “Looks like she’s breathing.”  He stared down at her as he went over endless possibilities in his head.  Shouldn’t he just leave her there?

    “C’mon, Cap’n.  We gotta get to the ship before the crew tears everything up.”  Charlie began to walk away.

    James stood staring at the girl.  Her long brown hair was matted behind her head.  Her chest rose and fell with the salty sea air that she breathed and her eyes were closed tight.  Every few minutes she mumbled something incoherent about her mug.  He tried not to think of the affect her body was having on his, but instead and without thinking, he lifted her up and tossed her over his shoulder.  With a quick breath, he began to carry her off with him.

    Charlie stared at James as though he’d grown a second head.  “Are you mad?  It’s bad luck!” He fumed.  “We can’t have a girl on the ship!”

    “Gimme your shirt.”  Captain Hollows instructed his first mate.  It was his demanding voice, but his eyes were as wide as a child’s eyes.  James knew that if his crew were to see what he’d just seen, her perfect, naked body, there would be a mutiny. 

    Charlie huffed, but removed his shirt and tossed it over the naked girl’s body on James’s shoulder and tucked it all around her.  “I don’t know why I’m helping you do this.  She could have a husband somewhere, Cap’n!”

    James smirked, but didn’t answer.  He kept walking.

    Minutes later, James and Charlie boarded the ship.  James quickly took the girl to his cabin and flung her onto his bed and locked her inside for her own safety.  He threatened the crew with life and limb if anyone touched her.  He didn’t know what it was about the girl or why he felt so drawn to save her from the fate that Port Royal would have delivered her, but he knew that he couldn’t have lived with leaving her there for the animals at port.  His conscience would have eventually killed him. 

    The thought had crossed his mind that this girl would look really nice exploring his island…

Friday, November 25, 2011

Who's A Hater?....

Hi guys.  I know it's been a while, but I've been super busy. Super DUPER busy.  I've somehow managed to get final edits for The Demon King ready and done and handed in.  I've also written the first five chapters of my Elizabeth Bathory novel in progress, Bathe With Me, and I've also had a few other projects to work on and a few other short stories written and submitted.

But, in the midst of all this writing, I've done some reading.  I've been a member of a fan group for a certain author some of you just might know of named David Moody and until a bit ago, I'd never even read any of his books.  I asked other members of Moody's Survivors which book I should read first, and the general consensus was HATER.

Generally I think of haters as, well, ill mannered people, but in the book, David Moody's haters bring a whole new dimension to the word.  I began reading the book on Amazon (they let you read the first few pages before you decide to buy) and was hooked from the first few fast paced pages.  I moved on, ordered the book without hesitation, and a week or so later, it arrived in the mail and I could finally finish reading.  I'm not sorry that I ordered it at all.  It's a great read.

Without giving much of the plot away, I'll give you a quick synopsis of the book in my own simple way (lol)...

Dude sees other dudes knocking the ever loving shit out of each other for no reason.  Other dudes are doing this all over the place.  It's an epidemic of dudes (called Haters) knocking the ever loving shit out of each other.  HOWEVER, there is more to this epidemic than meets the eye (of course).  If there wasn't, it would be just an episode of WWE. 

All joking aside, the book was written in a way that made me feel like I was there, as though a stray Hater was going to come out of hiding and knock the ever loving shit out of ME.  Quite frankly, I like books that give me that feeling and I think most other people do too.  The characters in the book are very well fleshed out and you can see yourself or people you know in their shoes.  David Moody writes with a style that would be very easy for even the most challenged readers to understand the material (and enjoy it)-this, for me, is a plus because I think that Hater would be a great book for older teenagers who don't necessarily like to read, but enjoy a good ass kicking story.

Moody uses clear descriptions and doesn't pussy foot around the story like other authors have done.  I hate it when people do that. It makes you forget what was going on because you're now focused on a rug in the middle of the room that whatever it is is happening in.  Thank goodness Moody doesn't do that! Reading a book that takes ten pages to describe a crack in the ceiling is quite annoying. No one likes that and so many authors today do that crap.

One thing that I really really really loved about Hater, though, is that the chapters are not too long and not too short (again, Moody doesn't pussy foot around and STILL manages to tell you what's going on and describe what needs to be described to the reader with perfection!) so that I can read a chapter while waiting in the doctor's office or in the car on my way to the store (not while driving lol) or whatever.  I also loved that the main character in the story has kids and a wife and a father in law that he is on less than perfect terms with.  If I'm not mistaken, that's called DEPTH in a character and it's something that I always look for.

Situations that the main character goes through in the story are also very real and very true to life.  Things that he thinks and says while at work, while taking care of his children, while alone with his wife are all things that we've all said or thought at one point in our lives.  He's a very real person. Another bonus for readers, I think.

As some of my blog readers and facebook friends are also Moody readers and readers who may one day read this book but haven't done so yet, I won't give out the plot or major plot points, but I will say this... Well done, David Moody.

Rhiannon's Rating: <3 <3 <3 <3 FOUR hearts :)

Monday, November 7, 2011

Elizabeth Bathory Business...

Some months back, a very talented artist friend of mine shared an image of Elizabeth Bathory with his facebook friends.  The image depicted Bathory in a tub of blood, relaxed with her head back, bodies strewn about the room with blood everywhere and severed pieces here and there also.  This image brought me to google Elizabeth Bathory and find out what I could about her.  I had heard of her before, but never really read deep into her story.

Now, I've done a lot of research.  I know a lot about her.  As a matter of fact, I know almost everything.  What history has hidden from us, I've filled in with educated guesses.  She's not exactly an opened and closed case, but not exactly difficult to read either.  My book, 'Bathe With Me,' will explore all of the facts strewn in with my own fill-ins and a bit of fiction here and there to fill time gaps and such.  I won't change her story, I'll make it better.

I want to tell Elizabeth Bathory's story the way it truly happened.  After learning about her, I do believe that she deserves as much.  Even though she killed six hundred and fifty young ladies for absolutely no good reason, I feel that it would be horrible of me to write her story to suit society's tastes.  I won't have to change things for lack of drama, either.  Trust me.  There was plenty of drama, love twists, gore, and disgust in her tale.  It's not for the faint of heart.

One thing that I've learned about Bathory is that she projected her feelings about her husband and the relationship that they had on the girls that she killed.  That was sort of a no brainer.  Ferenc Nadasdy was a harsh man and he was also involved with, um, prostitutes.  Even though using prostitutes to suit a man's sexual needs was a common practice back then, and barely frowned upon, I can imagine that the women--especially someone was passionate and spirited as Elizabeth--were somewhat (or a whole lot) unhappy with it.  He also had sexual relationships with a lot of the female servants.  As a matter of fact, he would visit a servant girl before he would visit his own beautiful wife sometimes.  This also leads me to wonder if that man wasn't half blind.  Elizabeth Bathory was one of the most sought after women of her time, not only because of her fortune, but because she was an absolute knock out.

I think that when Ferenc started to see the servants and sleep with them, it messed up Elizabeth's mind a little bit.  I can understand how painful that must have been for her to see him or hear of him visiting maid after maid after servant girl after servant girl when he had a wife who craved sex, too.  Elizabeth eventually grew tired of it.  The questions and images that must have flitted through her mind probably drove her damn near batty.

Am I not good enough?  What did he do with her?  Did he do the same things with her as he did with me?  What did it taste like to him?  Does he still desire me? Did she scream out for him?

As a woman myself, I can relate to her and her thoughts.  I'm sure it hurt her pride as well as her heart.  Add the situation with her husband to her being raised in a time and place where punishment for servants often included whipping, slapping, etc. and you get a woman on the verge of madness.  You get a woman willing to risk everything she has to hold onto her family's good name.  You get a woman driven to kill to keep her beauty so that her husband (or any other man) doesn't lose interest in her. 
Anna Friel in Bathory

My friends, you get Elizabeth Bathory, The Blood Countess, a woman who is willing to take nature into her own hands and sacrifice the lives of innocent women so that she is still desirable and so that she can sate her curiosity.

The genital mutilations, I believe, were also largely done as sexual punishment stemming from her anger towards her husband and any other man who had ever pissed her off or rejected her. 

She's certainly a person of interest for me right now as I am writing about her and her life is blending and intertwining itself with mine more and more every day.  I do not intend to start killing people or bathing in their blood, but I am learning that she was actually a human being at one point in time and that in modern days, her life could have been a better one if she'd been given the help she needed (or a divorce from Nadasdy). 

Until then, I'll include that the novel will be in three parts and each part has its own title: Part One, Bone Dry; Part Two, Dripping Wet; Part Three: Soaked in Blood.